The Not-So-Computational Brain and Fantasy Cosmology

An essay entitled “The Empty Brain” has been bouncing around the internet over the past week, claiming that “Your brain does not process information, retrieve knowledge or store memories. In short: your brain is not a computer.”

Now, rumor has it some of you may not hang out around neuroscientists all day? In that case, let me fill your internet with an expert reaction.

This essay overstates many points, and presents many issues in imprecise or misleading ways. But, fundamentally, it is correct.

Let’s look at some of Dr. Epstein’s key points:

We don’t have representations

It depends how abstract you want to get. Certainly, something in your brain reflects each skill and prediction and bit of information you have. I call this a “neural representation,” but that’s a technical term, not a literal claim. This “representation” isn’t a discrete thing, an arrangement of data; it’s some fluid time-share assemblage of synaptic weights and connections and more. Our “neural representations” are nothing like computer representations.

Later in the piece, Epstein uses the example of baseball outfielders to explain action without internal models. However, a pure organism-world interaction doesn’t explain human behavior: we correct our movements before we receive sensory feedback! We need internal models of body and world characteristics (e.g. how your joints will interact when you perform a complex movement), but that doesn’t require information processing.

Use one neural network to model another? That sounds hard, doesn’t it? Well, that’s why the cerebellum has as many neurons as the rest of your brain combined.

• Brains don’t perform algorithms

Brains can perform algorithms – after all, you can perform an algorithm, and surely your brain made that happen. But this is a bad way to describe what brains are doing. No part of the brain is operating algorithmically; we have a big mess of automatic processes and linguistic consciousness scaffolded atop basic sensory-motor functions.

• Brains don’t store memories

A wild overstatement. But we certainly don’t store memories like computers, nor even like we introspectively think we do. We store certain key details and associations, and re-invent all the details when we recall it. Moreover, as with “representations,” this “storage” is distributed widely across the brain. Nothing like conscious memory gets stored in single neurons.

When Epstein says “no image of the dollar bill has in any sense been ‘stored’ in Jinny’s brain,” this is obviously false. Any sense is a low bar, and it has certainly been stored in some sense. But only a vague, metaphorical, un-computer-like sense.

• The uniqueness problem

“There is no reason to believe that any two of us are changed the same way by the same experience.” Yup. Brains are hard.

• The IP metaphor has produced few, if any, insights.

Here, Epstein is dead wrong (i.e., “wildly overstating his case for dramatic effect”). Almost everything we’ve learned about the brain in the last 50 years has come about from the IP metaphor. It’s been incredibly fruitful. But we can do so much better!

• We are organisms, not computers

This, reader, is the magic. This is why the information processing metaphor causes problems. The computer metaphor can help (has helped!) you understand the brain, but if you frame brain function in the computer metaphor, you will miss critical features of the brain’s nature.

The brain is not a Turing machine, capable of any computation. The brain is an evolved structure, honed to produce adaptive action. Higher-level capacities like cognition, intelligence, and memory are built out of sensorimotor capabilities. The very act of perception is inseparable from knowledge of our body’s action capabilities.

• Relevance for writers

The human brain is what it is because of its evolutionary history. All the shiny beautiful new things are built atop of (or, rather, out of) basic functions. If some divine power created the brain from scratch, that scaffolding wouldn’t be necessary. There’s no telling what that brain would look like, but it wouldn’t make the same compromises and tradeoffs you’d find in a brain developed through evolutionary time.

This may not bother most readers, but if divine powers created humans from scratch and stardust three thousand years ago, those non-evolved people would behave nothing like the humans of Earth.

The Iceberg of Science, Funnier

For another, funnier take on the ubiquity and consequences of nonsense science in the media, I present a segment from the latest episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

I would watch those TODD talks all week…

April 2016 Update

Today’s monthly update brought to you by the letter Coffee and the number 5:

5) Novel progress: on schedule, despite two weekends traveling! As of last night, the #cdnovel is just under 30k words.

4) Got an expected publication date for my next Strange Horizons story: June 6.

3) Loving my current short story. Can’t give you any details because it’s for an anonymized contest, but the project has me very excited (if slightly distracted from my novel).

2) I conjured a flash story from scratch to submission: a bit of black humor called The Time Cookie Wars. Because some days, snacktime destroys the multiverse.

1) This weekend I’m finally going to send something out to my mailing list. Sign up on the right if you want to hear publication announcements, exclusive content, and possible cat pictures!

MidAmeriCon Guests

Why, who is that on the MidAmeriCon 2 guests page?

Well, lots of awesome people, frankly.

And me!

I may be up there for my experience with neuroscience and sMars as for my writing – I applied for a guest slot back in December before I’d made my first pro sale. But that does not abate my excitement in the least!

Scientist Ghosts

So, in that March monthly update the other day, I concluded with a mention of some good news that’s not yet ready for release. Tease time is over, and I am superthrilled to announce that I have sold another story to the illustrious Strange Horizons!

“The First Confirmed Case of Non-Corporeal Recursion: Patient Anita R.” (aka the Scientist Ghost story) is a story about what it’s like to be the ghost who’s eternally repeating the moment of their death.

It’s the most challenging story I’ve ever written, and as a result of that battle, it’s one of my best for sure. I can’t wait to share it with all of you, and I’ll announce all over the place (especially twitter and mailing list) when I have a date & a release!

March 2016 Update

March has been a busy month! It saw the publication of my first pro story, and many more of my recent stories getting released into the wilds for the first time. Of my 11 stories currently out on submission, 7 of them were launched in March. That includes first releases for my Conquistador Dragon epic fantasy (my many-times-rewritten Viable Paradise application piece), and the Sentient Mining Equipment space opera.

I also produced a new first draft, but I rather hate it, so it may go straight to the trunk. If I want to dig out and rewrite a story, I have better options in my backlog.

Despite that one diversion, I focused on a lot of revisions and releases this past month, because I wanted to clear my plate to focus on my novel! After about two weeks of work, the as-yet-unnamed Conquistador Dragon Novel is about 10k words in, and thus already the longest thing I’ve already written. I post regular novel-progress updates on twitter with the #cdnovel hashtag; not because the world cares about my daily wordcounts, but because the public announcement process keeps me motivated. Those 400-word days are embarrassing!

I seem to have joined a “Novel Before Worldcon” challenge (ahem, #NovelBeforeWorldCon), though I hope to have the first draft done well before then, despite the serious word count I need to rack up for an epic fantasy.

Finally, I have some good news that’s not yet ready for release. Stay tuned!

Mars: Day 205

We’re nearly 7 months in to my wife’s simulated Mars mission, and it’s time for a little update.

Her thoughts at the 6 month mark, and at day 200: the bewilderment of an I-love-Justin-Bieber sticker collection secreted away by previous Mars crews, the shocking intensity of a fresh tomato.

But you don’t just have to read about it: you can watch the crew in action via short videos in all kinds of places, such as their weekly slot on the History Channel show History NOW,  BBC Stargazing, or at VICE Media.

If you watch that last one, you will see my secret identity – and more importantly, my highly photogenic cats!

If you want to keep abreast on news from the mission, let me know via email or comment! This is entirely distinct from my author mailing list.

Meltwater

My first pro short story, Meltwater, is up today on Strange Horizons!

This is possibly the weirdest story I’ve ever written, despite its short length, but I love it all the more for that. Below the fold you’ll find some author’s notes. Contains some spoilers, so go read (or listen to) the story first .

Continue reading Meltwater

Mailing List & Contact Page

I have a new Contact Page! The most exciting thing about it is the mailing list signup, which I’ve replicated right here so you don’t even have to click an extra link. Enter your email address to stay informed when I have writing news to share, whether it’s a new publication or some other exciting project. I promise no more than one email a month, sometimes fewer!

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February 2016 Update

Not too much to report this month! I had a ton of non-writing things to overfill my time. Two long-weekend vacations (including a 16-hour drive transformed into 25 by a rockslide, oy), and running a giant historical fantasy live-action roleplaying game. Which went awesomely! All the contingencies happened, both political and esoteric!

I did sell a story to Strange Horizons at the beginning of the month, but if you’re reading this blog, you already know that! What else? I launched two pieces out for critique, and I began outlining my novel. I have one short story that everyone says “this should be a novel,” and it’s time to put the money where my words are1. Of course, I still need to figure out Acts 4-5 before I dig into the prose, but it’s coming along!